More Grocery Store News

The next time you’re checking out some fresh produce, watch out for impatient wackoes lurking behind the bananas. A local woman became irritated when another customer took too long to make her selection and began heaping profanity on her and her children. The target of the cussin’ responded by striking her new friend with a bag of cat food, which elicited a gob of spit. The cat food lady was cited for suspicion of assault, while the spitter was cited for suspicion of public expectoration. Fox News revealed that a fourth debate between McCain & Obama was to have been held in a grocery store produce department, with the winner of a coin toss armed with a bag of cat food that was made by real Americans.