Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Top Ten Reasons to Identify “Country of Origin” on Meat & Produce

10. Canadian meat just doesn’t have those “Nebraska values”.
9. Why should I have to tell you anything?
8. Great way to support the troops.
7. It’s what a true maverick would do.
6. Why does there have to be a #6?
5. Night Crew
4. Shortcut for Palin to get foreign policy experience.
3. Pelini found out that Huskers players were eating Bolivian steaks.
2. Part of a insidious plan to bail out makers of teeny tiny flag stickers
1. Part of the war on terror: terrorists could sneak in disguised as parsnips if we’re not careful.

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