Friday, November 7, 2008

Bush, Dissatisfied With Election Results, Calls For “Do-Over”


President-for-Now, George W. Bush, took a break from clearing brush in Crawford Texas to suggest that the nation “do-over” the recent presidential election. “It obvious that the American people could have done better than Obama and McCain” Bush opined, “It is in the best interests of our nation and the troops, if we begin the selection process anew.” Bush graciously offered to stay in office until the process is re-concluded, “however long it takes”.

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