10. Night Crew (Yup, just get it out of the way early...and who wouldn’t want the Night Crew as a Fathers Day gift?)
9. A case of the mint flavored soda that somebody ordered and is still being sold in at least one store
8. Flowers, Dads like flowers right? As long as they’re manly flowers.
7. A tie. You can never have enough ties.
6. Something handmade, since you’re too cheap to buy him something nice
5. A collect phone call, because nothing says “I love you Dad” better than costing him money.
4. A gift certificate because you’re too unimaginative to come up with a real gift.
3. An apron that says “World’s Best Chef” because nothing says “I love you Dad” better than asking him to cook you something in a girlie apron.
2. Hope he’s so mad at Obama that he’ll forget it’s Fathers Day.
1. Gift? You’re supposed to get your Dad a gift on Fathers Day?
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