What would you rather eat, Meal #1 or Meal #2?
Meal #1:
· Bacon, lettuce & tomato sandwich without lettuce or tomato, extra mayonnaise on cinnamon raisin bread, buttered, with three kinds of cheese.
· One half of a half-gallon square of extra creamy ice cream with peanuts and chocolate sauce
· One 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew©
Meal #2
· Low fat turkey breast with bean sprouts on double fiber extra flax whole wheat bread
· An apple
· Water
Geez! How can there even be a contest? Have you seen any of the bodies of water around here lately? You want to drink that? And it’s boring. And apple skins get caught in your teeth and have pits. And do I even need to get started on how much like cardboard that high fiber bread is going to taste like? Now a bacon sandwich with lots of mayonnaise, that’s a sandwich for a real American with tough arteries and none of that sissy lettuce or tomato. If those terrorists had eaten sandwiches like #1 they wouldn’t be whining about waterboarding and electrical shocks to the genitals. And come on, what’s more American than ice cream and Mountain Dew©?
Eat Healthy? Or Eat American? You decide.
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