Keeping with the long Nebraska tradition of beating the snot out of a patsy on opening day, the Nebraska Corndogs football team beat Western Michigan, formerly known as North Central Western Upper Peninsula School of Beauty, 47—24. In other startling sports news, UNL fans drank a lot before, during and after the game. New head coach Bo Pelini expressed relief that no one has noticed that his name is only one consonant away from “Panini”.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Huskers Win!
Keeping with the long Nebraska tradition of beating the snot out of a patsy on opening day, the Nebraska Corndogs football team beat Western Michigan, formerly known as North Central Western Upper Peninsula School of Beauty, 47—24. In other startling sports news, UNL fans drank a lot before, during and after the game. New head coach Bo Pelini expressed relief that no one has noticed that his name is only one consonant away from “Panini”.
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