Debate Top Ten High Points

10. Obama called McCain “Hillary” only once
9. McCain insisted that getting his plane shot out from under him does qualify him for the job
8. Obama was chided by moderator Jim Lehrer for sticking a “Hello my Name is George” name tag on McCain’s jacket during the opening handshake.
7. McCain asked Lehrer if he had carded Obama before the debate.
6. Obama thanked McCain for his service during the Spanish-American War
5. McCain taunted Obama by saying that Palin was hotter than Biden.
4. Apparently both candidates tried to “out-bling” the other by comparing bracelets.
3. The mole on McCain’s head interrupted the debate several times by shouting “I’m a maverick”.
2. During the second segment, Obama pulled out the severed head of Henry Kissinger and flung it at McCain.
1. Michelle Obama & Cindy McCain distracted Lehrer by French-kissing in the wings.