Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Huskers Accept Bailout Package


Congress today gave preliminary approval to a plan to bail out the failing Nebraska Cornhuskers football team following the embarrassing loss to Missouri. President Bush vowed to send top players from nationally ranked teams to bolster the Huskers’ roster. John McCain announced that he was suspending all sports watching because it was best for the country, adding that Senator Obama doesn’t understand.

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