10. Milk executives applying gas price logic to milk prices, it doesn’t have to make sense.
9. Low fat yogurt lost FDA approval as male enhancement aid.
8. Sham-Wow’s no longer made exclusively from cheese by-products.
7. Insidious plot by President Obama to send all of our milk to Al-Qaeda.
6. Night Crew
5. Cash-For-Cheese buying your broken or unwanted cheese products for quick cash.
4. Category Management (we’re working this one in, the night crew has been abused enough, it’s time to reflexively blame someone else)
3. Michael Jackson’s pet cow “Nipsie” has tripled production since the star died.
2. Colby cheese being used as currency in many former Soviet republics.
1.Caribou milk marketed by Todd Palin taking over market share
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