So, Michael Jackson is dead. There’s been much media attention given to his life and death, but I remain unconvinced. First of all, how could you tell for sure? I for one don’t think that the guy who claimed to be Michael Jackson these last few years was the same guy who sang with the Jackson Five or even the same guy who was pictured on the cover of Thriller. My theory is that an extraterrestrial somehow took over Jackson’s life after abducting him many years ago. As the years went by it became more and more difficult for the alien to maintain its human form and it slowly reverted to its natural shape. Doesn’t it make sense that “Jackson’s” actions over the last ten or fifteen years was consistent with someone who was trying hard to be human and to fit in with human customs but just couldn’t get it exactly right? I mean, c’mon, a chimp names Bubbles? A theme park? Sleepovers with underage kids? A brother named Tito? If this isn’t a pilot for a science fiction sitcom than what is?
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