Bush Happy With Retirement

Former President Bush is reportedly enjoying his retirement, but misses the limelight. In order to keep himself busy, and to avoid the chores that his wife Laura has been assigning him, Bush has taken a job as a wandering troubador. Shown here entertaining a New Orleans woman who is sad that she has no spare money to give to him for seranading her, Bush has been travelling all along the Gulf Coast with only a duffel bag full of doughnuts, a complete Secret Service contingent and his trusty guitar "Zippy".