This past weekend a woman in Lincoln had her car (allegedly) stolen, not once, but twice from in front of her home. Apparently she parked it out front on Friday night and noticed it missing on Saturday morning. Police found it a couple of blocks away later that day. She parked it in front of her palacial estate at 18th & J and reported to police again on Saturday that it was gone. Intrepid Lincoln Police, without the help of the local CSI, found the car at 19th and J, in a parking lot. The first thing that got my attention was that the car was a Daewoo Leganza. What? Was this car named after the love child of a Korean cult leader and an Italian film star? Who the hell would steal a car that was so poorly named? The second thing that got my attention was how close the car was to the woman's home when found. I'm thinking: party on Friday night, one too many cocktails, no parking spaces out front, the brain cells that held the memory of where she parked killed off...yeah, you see where I'm going.
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