Thursday, July 31, 2008

Bush Approves New Rules for Spy Agencies


New guidelines for intelligence services unveiled today expanded the ability of our nation's covert agencies to fight the war on terror while curtailing activities that are seen to restrict citizens' rights. For instance, torture will only be used when the suspect aperas to be "asking for it" and LSD testing will be restricted to subjects who "look like those Cheech and Chong guys".

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