10. Broadway theme will include authentic rude New Yorkers.
9. Excitement of attending a non-holiday party in the midst of treacherous roads and life-threatening wind chills.
8. Prize drawing will include all expenses paid February dream week in Omaha with Scott Collins.
7. "Casino Night" eliminated, replaced by "Michael Vick's Dog Fight Night".
6. New healthy alternative whole wheat prime rib.
5. Slide show contains subliminal message causing all members of the executive committee do the Electric Slide whenever someone uses the phrase "Be the Best at Getting Better".
4. Pre-party drug screening.
3. Night Crew
2. Hypnotist to auto-suggest that a certain store director is the mechanical bull from last year.
1. President's & Vice President's speeches to be lip-synched by that drunk guy from Hastings.
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