The Iraqi Parliament took time out from counting huge piles of bribe money today to set a timetable for withdrawal of U.S. troops from their country. All American combat troops will exit Iraq by March 2078. President Bush protested, noting that setting a definite withdrawal date would be “cutting and running” and would be “something very different than victory”. Bush suggested that maybe he should bring Saddam back, observing that although an evil dictator, he was a lot more fun than “that Shi’ite bunch”. Bush was given a lollipop and has not been heard from since.
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