Petitioners are out on the streets again, collecting signatures to put a bill on the ballot to ban petitioners. Anti-anti-paetioners, with their distinctive mud-brown "Decline to Sign Those But Definitely Sign Ours" T-shirts were a little confused. "So, are we for or against petioners?" whine Rodney Dúmaas, who admitted that he was being paid a dollar fifty for every person who didn't sign. Mitzi Zipipinhed, a spokesperson for the anti-petition petioners, agreed that engaging in the very activity that they want banned causes some cognitive dissonance "But heck", Zipipinhed opined "nobody in this crowd knows what cognitive dissonance means anyway".
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