Saturday, January 10, 2009

Top Ten Reasons to Attend Western Themed Christmas...er...Holiday...um...Annual Party

10. All the barbeque sauce that you can eat.
9. They’ll have both kinds of music, country and western.
8. Dress code will allow you to enjoy the party without the distraction of authentic western clothes.
7. Out of town attendees will be brought in by covered wagon.
6. Pony rides will compete with speeches for production of a certain aromatic deposit.
5. At least one table will confuse “Western” with “West Coast” and demand the deejay play some Snoop Dogg.
4. Night Crew
3. Western Theme got one more vote than NASCAR Theme
2. Calf roping competition allows you to pick out your own steak.
1. Your black work pants will make a perfect beginning for your Johnny Cash outfit.

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