Sarah Palin, until recently the Governor of Alaska, will be moving into a cave in the Aleutian Islands in order to further her goals, which seem to be somewhat vague. Palin, who when running for Vice-President last year, remarked that being a small town Mayor was a lot like being a community organizer (like barrack Obama was) only with real responsibility, has decided that “real responsibility” is a hindrance after all. Hinting that partisan ethics investigations were a distraction, Plain promised to work hard to eliminate the influence of liberals, communists, Islamo-fascists, Jewish media control, witchcraft and uppity black men of Kenyan extraction. Also on her agenda was a constitutional amendment nullifying Hawaii’s statehood. Dwelling in a cave will allow Palin the freedom to withdraw from the limelight whenever the media elite attempt to derail her goals with pesky questions. You betcha.
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