You Couldn't Make This Crap Up

Retired barber Joe Godlewski, inspired by the constant reference on cooking shows to "kosher salt", decided to market "blessed" Christian salt, purportedly blessed by an Episcopalian priest. Is this guy trying to be funny, or is he seriously fighting a worldwide conspiracy of Jews trying to take over the world with their insidious non-Christian salt? Some religious folks are angry that it doesn't come in pillar form.
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